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Let's play "no fair talk, stupid ass battle"!
We used to have a tongue-twister tournament.
It was about how right you say it and win.
But if you say too much of the right thing in real life,
it makes you sick.
And the loser doesn't feel good about it.
So this time, we're not going to say anything right.
We're going to do a stupid tongue-twister.
We're going to see who wins in the end.
I see!
Last time, we talked about who's better, the eldest or the youngest.
We talked about their strengths and weaknesses.
In this battle, the youngest wins.
When you introduce yourself, you say "I'm the eldest."
"I'm the eldest." That's a bit of a joke.
The eldest says, "Don't be stupid. You're the eldest, but you say 'I'm the eldest'."
- That's what happens in battles like this. - It's stupid.
It's not very common.
But you have to say "I'm the eldest" in order to win.
If you can say "I'm the eldest" and make people think you might win, you win.
We're going to judge you, Mushi-san.
Yeah, right?
- What? - What did you say?
Yeah, right?
- This is a great project. - Yeah.
- The four of you said, "Yeah, yeah." - Yeah.
- I don't know if you guys get it. - No, we don't.
You guys don't get it at all.
I don't know if I can judge you correctly, but I'll do it with a sense of regret.
Rather than correct words,
it's important for our jobs to be able to say stupid things.
So we're going to do our best and show you how stupid we can be.
- We're going to clash with each other. - Yes.
- This is violence. - Let's do our best.
- Yes! - Yes!
(Let's do our best!)
What should we do for the tournament?
- Should we go all out? - Let's go all out!
- What should we do? - I think I'm really weak at this.
- I don't know about this at all. - Let's do it.
- Okay. - I forgot to explain something earlier.
- There's a meaning behind "it's a gender theory." - Oh, I see.
- In that case, you should stay away from that direction. - Oh, I see.
- We'll announce the theme of today's video. - Oh, I see.
- This is important. - This is freestyle, isn't it?
- Why is it freestyle, by the way?
- When you take a bath, do you wash your head first or your body first?
- I think it's either one of the two. - Oh, I see.
- Everyone watching should choose either one of them. - I don't care.
- My head is fine! - Then your body.
- Okay, no talking. Let's start the first match of the first round. Ready...
- I heard you wash your body first in the bath. - Yes.
- Are you stupid? - Stupid?
- Are you stupid? - I'm stupid.
- I see. When you're in the bath, I think you'll go in while listening to music.
- At that time, what will you do when there is a random impact in the library?
- There is love there, so I'll stand up.
- I won't stand up for love.
- I won't stand up for standing up.
- I'm in! I'm in! I'm in! I'm in! I'm in! I'm in!
- What will you do when there is an impact?
- When you're in a shock wave from head to toe and you're washing your body...
- Your head? Your body?
- It's not a fun bath at all.
- While washing your head...
- A shock wave from head to toe...
- From head...
- From head to toe...
- It's a fun bath.
- It's a waste to wash your body. What do you think?
- If you do that...
- Why don't you turn down the impact?
- Turn down the impact?
- Turn down the impact.
- If you turn down the impact and lose the impact...
- You can wash your head.
- How do you lose the impact of the impact?
- My head might not be like this.
- In a bad way.
- Like this.
- If my head is like this...
- My head is like this.
- But you said head, not neck.
- It's head.
- Head.
- Then...
- It's half and half, so let's do it from here.
- If you end like this in the beginning...
- Won't you get excited with rust?
- Won't you get excited?
- Won't you get excited with rust?
- Where is the rust in your body?
- Where is the rust in my body?
- Where is the rust in your body?
- Rust in your body? - Where is the rust in your body?
- Where is the rust in your body?
- Do you think it's a song that starts with rust? - I don't think it is.
- That means that the song you thought of was correct. - What are you talking about?
- The first round is over. - Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Was it delicious?
- The second half was really messy, so I didn't know which one was right or wrong. - What the hell were you looking at?
- Then we will announce the verdict. - What is a verdict?
No debate, Bakaronpa match.
First match, winner is...
Yatsuya!
(Yatsuya wins!)
Well, we both had great Bakaronpa skills,
but Tsushimitsu-san noticed it for a second.
That this was Bakaronpa.
Yeah, there was a moment when I realized it.
There were two or three of them, so it was a bit of a draw.
I thought it was weird.
It means we didn't have enough Bakaronpa Baka.
But it was a good match. Thank you.
Thank you.
Second match.
Let's move on to the second match.
Yes.
Already lost?
What is this?
Oh, I should have been more upset!
You always say stupid things.
You're poisonous, damn it!
Wow!
What is this?
But when you notice it, it's a draw.
First match, second match, Shibayu-san vs. Ryo- san.
What will happen?
The theme is ice cream or gelato?
Gelato has less fat content.
That's the only difference.
It's okay.
I'll go with gelato.
Are you ready?
Then, first match, ice cream or gelato?
Ready.
Shibayu-san, ice cream.
Please hit me.
Someone like ice cream.
I, gelato, will be gelato.
And you are?
Gelato and pique.
Well, pique.
Gelato and pique are combined, so it's pique.
Gelato and...
Then I'll be gelato and you'll be pique?
I'm pique.
If I had to say, I'd say pico.
Grand...
If I had to say, pico.
You like pico, don't you?
I don't like it at all.
Gerard's value is really amazing.
Now, Liverpool is the best team in the world.
Gerard is the best symbol of that.
That means that Gerard is also a symbol of the world.
I see.
But when Gerard plays soccer,
Think about what would happen if Gerard was riding on a soccer ball.
If you kick it like this...
Pass!
Gerard can't turn.
He doesn't have enough internal fat.
When you wait like this...
This...
Remio Lomei...
This...
Powder snow!
If you say that and get into the pitch, it will come.
In that case, when the soccer ball comes into this tricky course,
Remio Lomei...
But...
It will be kicked!
Is it okay?
If it's ice cream, it'll just be mecha.
Remio Lomei...
He sang a pretty fashionable song.
Gerard and ice cream...
In terms of words, which one is fashionable?
It's Gerard.
Remio Lomei also definitely likes Gerard.
Remio Lomei definitely likes pico.
No, no, no.
Remio Lomei definitely likes pico.
Right?
He likes Gerard.
Gerard is...
It's the same as pique.
It's not pique.
It's Hisshi.
Hisshi is full of ice cream.
It's Hisshi, right?
Hisshi has a lot of internal fat in ice cream.
Hisshi also has a lot of ice cream in ice cream.
First of all, there is little Gerard.
Hisshi also has a lot of ice cream in ice cream.
I feel like Hisshi.
But...
If you stick it in your armpit...
Right?
If you stick it in your armpit...
I don't think it's smooth enough.
I don't think so.
Gerard has advantages.
Gerard has advantages?
Ice cream has advantages.
That's true.
Gerard does have advantages.
That's true.
But I'm thinking about what happened when I joined the contest.
I'm thinking about it.
Ice cream and Gerard joined the contest.
In the end, I think Gerard is the best.
Piquet is taller, isn't he?
He is only tall.
Is Gerard and Piquet pajamas?
Gerard and Piquet...
Certainly, I'm thinking about Gerard and Piquet now.
Right?
Correct!
I've been talking about it for a long time.
It's all meaningless.
What is this?
I will announce it.
The winner of the first round of the foreign competition is...
Ryo!
I made a mistake.
Certainly.
Shibuya-san is a little quick-witted.
The theme of the final round is...
Is it rice or bread in the morning?
I see.
The winner will eat bread.
At first, it's food.
Then, it's rice.
Now, it's time for the final round of the foreign competition.
Get ready!
I heard that you like bread in the morning.
Yes, I do.
That's why you call yourself "ha", isn't it?
Actually, I don't have "ha".
I'm a "ha", but I like bread.
In other words, I'm a "shosu-ha".
When I become an adult, I don't say "gohan-ha".
I don't say anything.
That's what "gohan-ha" means.
Do you say "gohan-ha"?
The representative of "ha" is...
Anpanman.
Anpanman is the boss of "Kakumei-ryu".
Who is your boss?
It's Son Gohan.
Son Gohan is a super saiyan 2.
Anpanman is Son Gohan's Kamehameha.
Even if I'm blown away, I'll come back to life just by putting it on Anpanman's face.
Even if you're blown away, you'll come back to life just by putting it on Anpanman's face.
Without leaving a trace, you'll erase your body.
No, it won't disappear.
The strength of the anime characters in "Anpanman" is...
If the strength of "Dragon Ball Kaiju" is here, it's here.
Isn't that Earth?
It's not Earth. It's Anpanman World.
Anpanman World?
That's why bread is definitely strong.
But there is already a universe.
We live in this vast universe.
There are many various universes.
Among all of them,
the strongest 10 people
will compete for strength.
Anpanman hasn't appeared yet, has he?
Anpanman is in the 7th and even outer world.
No, there isn't.
There is.
It's everywhere.
No, it's somewhere else in the black hole.
But it comes out of there, too.
Because if you lose, the universe will disappear.
But Anpanman is the strongest, so even if the winner comes to attack, Anpanman can return.
In the first place, Anpanman doesn't need to stand in that vote.
If the former king disappeared and did it, it would disappear.
It doesn't disappear.
That's Anpanman.
If the former king is in the first place, it's confirmed in the universe.
It's weak because it hasn't appeared yet.
I see. Let's confirm that.
One thing is for sure.
We are delicious bread.
When a cell decides which one to eat, the one who absorbs the stronger one will be stronger, right?
No, it's absorption.
It's absorption.
Anpanman is delicious, so I think I'll eat Anpanman.
Whether it's delicious or not doesn't matter in a battle, does it?
No, no, no.
Whether it's delicious or not is important in a battle.
I'm happy just to eat something delicious.
Yeah.
In the end, if you don't absorb the rice when you decide which one you will absorb, it will be difficult.
Both delicious and strong are rice.
But we are not people of the Dragon Ball world.
"Which do you want to eat, Anpanman or Son Gohan?" I'm asking you.
Which do you want to eat, Son Gohan or Anpanman?
Do you want to eat it?
Is it Anpanman?
What?
Which do you want to eat, Son Gohan or Anpanman?
You should eat it, Anpanman.
It's delicious, isn't it?
I'll announce the results.
No gender discussion, macaroon battle.
The winner is...
Ryo!
Seriously?
You won!
I won!
Congratulations.
Then I'll eat it.
It's important.
In terms of the theory,
Tetsuya said that Son Gohan is strong from beginning to end.
Right.
Son Gohan has nothing to do with rice.
What?!
Kyo made a mistake.
Tetsuya and Satsunoko fought, but their arguments were different.
I was wondering which one of them was stupid.
However, we decided that Anpanman was our representative.
And we lost this time.
What's going on?
If you start with that kind of argument, there's no way we can win.
He's so annoying.
We can't win with Onigiriman or something like that.
So, we've finished our first "no fair argument" battle.
And the winner is...
Pakalonpao!
Congratulations!
What did we gain?
We gained...
An empty head.
But it was fun.
Even though we didn't have any bad feelings left, we won.
Yeah, we didn't feel bad.
We didn't really fight.
It was like fighting in a video game.
That's how we felt.
Please try fighting in a game.
In order to improve your vocabulary and avoid getting hurt, we recommend you to have a nice argument.
That's all for today's Pakalonpao battle.
See you in the next battle!
Bye bye!